earthnation:

DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

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fallincastiel:

i am bored of tumblr but at the same time i am addicted to tumblr 

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orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

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awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

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decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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zackisontumblr:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

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izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

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how to prepare for exams: cry
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

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sixsteen:

i ship me and money

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ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

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